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LEARN-a-LITTLE about Jen:
LEARN-a-LITTLE about Jen:

1. BASICS:
- FULL NAME: Jenny Banks
- SEX: female
- BIRTHDAY: fifth of the first 1985
- HEIGHT: 5'8
- WEIGHT: really don't want to think about it
- HAIR COLOR: Brown
- EYE COLOR: Brown
- PETS: In aber, Cariad the flat hamster. In Ballynahinch loads, um, humbug the cat is mine, the rest belong to the family.
- SIBLINGS: all littler, John 17, Beth 14 and Peter 10
- RELIGION PRACTICED: Really don't want to think about that either
- RIGHT, LEFT, OR BOTH HANDED: Left is right
- STRONGEST ATTRIBUTE: My breasts? No, um, I guess that I'm passionate
- WHAT YOU’RE KNOWN FOR: My temper, histronic schizotypal behavior. Being Northern Irish, drinking alot, and being mental
- MARITAL STATUS: currently going out with "husband material" never happened before.
- BEST FRIENDS: god, loads. At home, Becky, Naebh, the hinchies and school friends, here, my flatmates and some other special people. My old work mates. My mum and my siblings have to be brought in here too.
- PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH: my flatmates
- SCHOOL ATTENDING: Aber!
- DREAM CAR: bubble car like out of "roman Holiday" or a vw campervan
- DREAM HOUSE: a flat in a city, a cottage by the sea and my campervan
- DESCRIBE YOUR HOUSE: ahhhh, since Iv'e got here my radiator has leaked all over my floor and so has the sink!. Tis cwrt Mawr like
- DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM: Damp. messy. Full of things I like that remind me of life I like. I like my room.
- ACTIVITIES INVOLVED IN. random art, drama, reading, tv, socialising, occasional attempts to surf, sex
- HOBBIES: drinking, smoking, playing my tin whistle, watching the sea. thinking.
- WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE INCREDIBLY BORED. eat, drink tea, smoke
- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU “GROW UP”: A mummy
- IF YOU COULD BE NAMED SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I would like to be called Jen, getting called Jenny feels wrong. Oh and my mum's maiden name is Martelli, I like that.
- MOST PASSIONATE HUG FROM SAME SEX: My sister, drunken hugs with lots of girls?
- MOST PASSIONATE HUG OR KISS WITH OPPOPSITE SEX: Most passionate hug was my first love Quinny, I could have stayed in his arms forever. Most passionate kiss is actually current boyfriend, he gets quite agressive, mmmmmm.
- WHO YOU MISS THE MOST WHEN HE/SHE/YOU IS AWAY: my Becky, my siblings, the hinchies on a friday night, the belfasties during classes. My ex Darran when hungover on a sunday morning.
- WHO YOU HAVE THE MOST IN COMMON WITH: Beth, John, Peter, you can't beat your own blood.
- SONG THAT MAKES YOU CRY: Everybody hurts, occasionally the coronation street theme tune, my sister played it on her clarinet for my grandma's funeral. It was very sad.
- THE ONE THING YOU LOOK AT WHEN YOU WAKE UP: What ever is in my head at the time
- MOST RECURRING DREAM: This is a strange one, um well everything is smooth and then it all mangles, like tin foil, and it can't be made smooth again. It's horrible, everything mangles, everything.
- YOUR PERSONAL FANTASY: To have a kids book published
- PLAY SCHOOL: One in Belfast, Cregagh. Went with my cousin Tom.
- PRIMARY SCHOOL: Spa Primary, was lovely.
- HIGH SCHOOL: Wellington College Belfast
- HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS PARTICIPATED IN: Hockey? jesus I skived too much to do sport.
- HIGH SCHOOL CLUBS OR ACTIVITIES: School Plays, debating society. Did all my duke of ed's, quite proud o that.
- HARDEST DECISION YOU’VE EVER HAD TO MAKE: Deciding to live
- HARDEST THING YOU’VE GONE THROUGH: Bullied by my two best friends from primary school in first year, Quinny dumping me, my relationship with my mother through middle teens, my grandparents dying.
- LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: two years and a bit.

2. FAVORITES:
- COLOR: Green, like green things!
- ANIMAL: Horses, birds.
- HOLIDAY: Romania, wasn't a holiday but was one of the best things I've ever done.
- SEASON: spring, mmmm, can't wait, yellow flowers, the air, life.
- SPORT TO PLAY: Horse riding, swimming, skiing, hill walking.
- SPORT TO WATCH: ice skating, figure skating
- ACTRESS: Audrey Hepburn, vivian lee
- ACTOR: um, one of the oldies, gary grant, that gable fella, loads
- FOOD: Meat! Ah must get rid of these cravings. Healthy food and chips and chocolate and crisps!
- TEACHER: Mrs Turley, Mrs Stewart, Mrs Doyle, Ms Bell and more
- WRITER: Maeve Binchey
- MUSIC ARTIST: me, on the tin whistle
- POET: Seamus Heaney
- BAND: E-Male, ma ha!
- CD: Dawson creek, album one
- MOVIES: tons! The chronicals of Narnia, The dark cRystal, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, the laberynth and much much more
- CARTOON CHARACTER: oooooooooooh, the squid thing from futurama
- STORE: fresh garbage, lush, the tobaccinist in town
- CANDY; strawberry millions
- JEWELRY: The "Jen" neclace that my uncle john me me for my 18th, my ring from ex Darran and a necklace from my da, and a bracelet from becky
- LANGUAGE: English, Irish, bit of romanian, tiny welsh
- COUNTRY: Ireland! specifically the north, but all celtic countries pass by me.
- RELAXING SPOT: In Ballynahinch, at the windmill. In Belfast, Katy Daly's. at home, the waterfall. In aber, at the beach
- BOOKS: thousands!
- DAY OF THE YEAR: St Paddy's!
- PASTTIME: drinking, wasting this beautiful thing called, "a lucky person in the western worlds life"
- RESTAURANT: The Bean Bag, long may it's memory last. and the red rooster. both gone, sigh.
- VACATION SPOT: Newcastle county Down
- BIRTHDAY GIFTS: My friends give great stuff, all special and magic. And dope and drink and fegs don't go amiss
- GIFT: oooo Colan just bought me flowers! Red carnations mind, but you can't have everything
- FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: skiing, horse
- EMOTION: without passion there are no emotions worth having, i feel worst when i feel numb.
- PERSON: Becky
- THING TO DO: eat, god fucking damn it!
- GAMING SYSTEM: a pen, a file block, let the doodles rule!
- VIDEO GAME: black and white, caeser 3 and sims
- SCHOOL SUBJECT: English and Irish, a levels were English, History, Geography and Art.
- DRINK: Red bull and vodka, Guinness, Baileys and West Coast Cooler
- BEANIE BABY: My sister collected them all for years and now she is going to give them all to a charity shop.
- DRAWING: my room with my cello in, sheep carcasses, life drawings
- MUSICAL INSTRUMENT: Presently tin whistle
- ARTIST: turner, picasso, klimt, chagall, yeah chagall wins
- PRO-ARTIST: eh?
- ANIMATOR: the one for the hans christian anderson version of the little mermaid
3. THIS OR THAT:
- PEN OR PENCIL: Pencil
- HUGS OR KISSES: hugs
- WALK OR RIDE: walk uphill, ride downhill?
- RUN OR WALK: walk, i run when i feel alive, waaaahaaaaaaaaa
- CRUNCHY OR CHEWY: chewy
- SUMMER OR WINTER AND WHY:summer, friends chilling out, the sun, the life, people being relaxed, the beauty, the wildlife.
- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate!
- PAPER OR PLASTIC: Paper
- HAPPY OR SAD: depends
- NIGHT OR DAY: day, am scared of the dark
- WET OR DRY: um, i like the rain and water, i dont really like being cold. baths are my favourite
- SOFT OR HARD: in what? Sex? Both please!
- FUR OR SKIN: skin
- ADOPT A BABY OR HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN: I want a baby, my own if poss, if not- adopt.
- LONG OR SHORT NAILS: like i have a choice! short
- LOOSE OR TIGHT CLOTHES: not too loose, not too tight, just right
- HIGH HEELS OR TENNIS SHOES: depending on my mood and fella
- AUNT OR UNCLE: Aunt Ruth
- MOM OR DAD: Marmisca
- LIGHT OR FILLING: filling
- SWEET OR SALTY: sweet
- LONG OR SHORT: long?
- WRITE OR TYPE: both please
- CURSIVE OR MANUSCRIPT: huh?
- READ OR PLAY: reading can be playing, both, both, silly game.
- BIKING OR RUNNING: downhill, biking
- MINTS OR SWEET CANDY: mints are for breath, sweets are for always
- BLOND OR BRUNETTE: Brunette

4. YES OR NO:
- CHRISTIAN? no
- VEGETARIAN? yes
- ALCOHOL? Yes.
- DO YOU SMOKE? yes
- LIKE HUGS? Yes
- LIKE KISSES? yes
- TREE-HUGGER? yes
- LIKE ANIMALS? Yes
- LIKE TO SHOP? yes
- LIKE TO EXERCISE? yes, well i like to be reasonbablly fit
- ENJOY HOMEWORK? when i start, generally yes, if i start. boo
- GET ANNOYED EASILY? yes- major fault, i'm working on it
- SKIP CLASS? go to class? is more appropriate. Yes, i skip class. im a fool.
- ARE YOU A PERFECTIONIST? very occassionally
- EVER HAD AN EATING DISORDER? yes
- EVER GONE TO JAIL? No
- EVER RIDDEN IN A POLICE CAR? no
- EVER GONE TO THE HOSPITAL? yes, stupid kidneys
- EVER GOTTEN INTO A CAR ACCIDENT? no, my pony once backed in to a car though.
- HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND? yes
- EVER BEEN PREGNANT? (GIRLS OF COURSE): no
- EVER BEEN CLOSE TO DEATH OR EVEN DIED? yes
- EVER BEEN SO ANGRY YOU RAN FOR HOURS? IF SO, FOR WHAT? yes, oh problems at home.
- EVER BEEN PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY ABUSED AND IF SO, HOW? yes, my mum, not on purpose., Well yes physically on purpose, but not badly, well emotionally badly, ah blah, tis over now.
- WANT KIDS? IF SO, HOW MANY? I want a baby, three, may i be so lucky
- WANT TO GET MARRIED? yes please, but only to someone that i can see it lasting forever with.

5. FRIENDS:
- MOST GENEROUS: my friends rock with generosity, i cant stand the skimpy ones
- WEIRDEST: Kieran, but a good guy, the drama lot, "bloody drama students" other club members. Lots of my mates are strange
- FUNNIEST: loads, love funny people. Actually all my friends crack me up.
- MOST FUN TO BE AROUND: All, these are my friends like!
- WHO YOU CAN TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING: Becky, Naebh
- MOST ANNOYING: Emma! sometimes sundeep, Alec can wind me u a fair bit, so can aidan, but they are all sound, ish. ;->
- BEST FASHION SENSE: Christine,(cool) Alec (unique) Rian (sexy) Holly, vicky, ben (art funky)
- BEST IN SHAPE: My lil brother pete, he runs all over the show. ah , to be a kid. Oh and my mate Rian and Sam
- MOST ATHLETIC: Colan, Beth, chris moose
- SWEETEST/NICEST: Becky, Lizzie, ,chris, Naebh, Sam, Matt, , colan, Saul, Dan, Beth, PEter, John, lots and lots and lots
- FRIENDLIEST: Lizzie, james k
- MOST OUTGOING: Beth, James jambo
- MOST HYPER: Lizzie
- THE ONE YOU ARE MOST PASSIONATE WITH-SAME SEX: um, strange. All my close friends, and lizzy, sexy minx!
- THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU: Becky, may she know how she is appreciated
- THE ONE WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU: Becky
- FRIENDS YOU HAVE LOST AND MISS: Lindsay, Kellie. To some extent Rian.

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